Welcome to the one place on the Web where we celebrate the fact that smoking is cool!
I love to smoke. I smoke two packs a day. I've been smoking since I was 11 years old (that's 14 years now) and I've never even tried to quit! Why would I want to? Smoking is the best thing in the world! I love the smell of smoke, I love the taste of smoke, and I especially love the feeling of smoke rushing down my throat into my lungs. And, of course, I love exhaling and blowing smoke rings.
I know that many of you are probably offended by this, and many of you smokers can probably not believe that here's someone saying that they are proud of their addiction (and yes, it is an addiction), but I am! We all know that we love to smoke, why shouldn't we celebrate it?