Smoking Boys

The first thing that a boy should learn is how to take a long hard drag on a butt, breathing the nicotine and tar deep into their lungs, holding it there as long as he can so that as much of it is absorbed as possible, then exhaling slowly, filling the room up with his sweet, young smoke.

My dad taught me to smoke when I was nine years old, just like his father before him. I'm going to get my kids to smoke the minute they can hold a cigarette.

This is the page that recognizes the importance of getting boys to smoke as soon as possible in life. The sooner their lungs are black with tar, the sooner they will be real men!